Whoaaa you must be eating apple pie with canned apples or the wrong kind of apples. The perfect apple pie has apples that are soft but still maintain their shape and have a bit of crunch. Not every apple is meant for pie...

“diabetes goo” fuck outta here.

How dare you. I eat handfuls of arrugula out of the bag, plain. No salad should be over coated in dressing though, to be fair.

Have you tried elevating her food bowl a few inches off the floor? That’s what my vet recommended for my dog who scarfs her food down and sometimes vomits because of it

My instincts tell me your instincts are correct

This statement is perfect, thank you.

... What? Cheating does not mean the cheater is objectifying their partner. Cheating is shitty and wrong but you’re making a ton of assumptions about hypothetical relationships. People cheat for many many different reasons. None of them are right, but that doesn’t mean cheating = abuse.

Infidelity in and of itself is not abuse. It can be combined with abuse, and infidelity by itself is still shitty, but it’s not abuse. Not to mention that someone who cheats doesn’t always continue to cheat without telling their partner or continue to have sex with their partner while also having affairs (taking away…

Women everywhere “uh, cool? I had a dentist appointment that day anyway.”

Omg you got me gagging yuck yuck yuck

Accurate. A pork roast is definitely above ham for me

I’ve seen a few episodes but none that reference frozen yogurt. I need to get with it!

That is the absolute best and I finally feel vindicated about my rhcp hatred

Accurate af

I’m not taking sex advice from someone who fucks chainsaws though........

This is hardly relevant at all, but the musician who passed away recently, lil peep, was a rapper who rapped over emo beats and had an emo aesthetic to his voice and definitely to his lyrics. And it’s my fucking favorite thing in the world right now and I’m so sad he died because none of the other “SoundCloud rappers”…

Dry brine! https://www.google.com/amp/amp.myrecipes.com/recipe/brined-herb-roasted-turkey roasted chicken is delicious. I’m having too many people to serve just one chicken though :(

Ham sucks unless you get some really expensive fancy ass ham and stick it in the Crock-Pot and then it just tastes like a sweeter version of pork roast anyway. Turkey is ok once a year but you better dry brine that bitch or else it belongs in the trash. Please do a piece on frozen yogurt so I can get REALLY passionate…

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