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I think a lot of us are just tired of reflections and opinions and want some action or justice or something. I don’t think it’s bad to reflect or to share experiences but yeah, we’re tired. Which is why I’m skipping clicking the link. But I truly hope his realizations do lead to something good.

I tried one last week. It was like a sweeter version of Sprite. I couldn’t finish the can. Until I cut it with club soda and vodka.

Aw man I have so many pairs of pants I’d love you to hem...

I haven’t seen the video, but I can say that del Ray employs heavy American imagery recalling the 50s. It’s a bit much until you give her sad-sap lyrics a listen, and then it feels on point. I’m a bit drunk so please forgive my sentence structure and grammar. My basic point is that Lana appeals to patriotism while

He seems boring and whiny. Maybe that’s just his voice imo. Selena girl, get better, have fun, be well. Forget all the nonsense!

He creeps me out. It used to be in an interesting way, but now it’s in a woody-allen-wants-an-underage-muse way. liked ya when I didn’t know ya, goldblum

I hope she pushes him in front of a bus but I guess I’m not as nice as you

OMG WHY WASN’T I MAUREEN PONDEROSA?!

ah, thank you!

Maybe it was a bird? You could get some of those stickers that are supposed to prevent birds from flying into your window.

Wait what is a woo-woo “what the fuck hamburger”? I want to use that phrase every day of my life but idk what it means

Thank you! Holy shit that was a scary one. Definitely deserved some recognition

FUCK that is terrifying!

Will George Bush Sr. be added?

I saw my brother faint once. He went kinda stiff for a moment then his eyes rolled back in his head and he collapsed. It was scary as fuck. I think a lot of faints look surreal almost.

Margarine would be the villain, obviously

Idk if you meant to link something? But it didn’t come out right. Is it the wand scan they do on your hands? That’s the only scan I’ve ever had aside from the normal walk through/body wand if necessary.

I was once convinced there was a buffalo standing in my room. I knew in my head it didn’t make sense, but I couldn’t see anything other than a giant angry buffalo. Still better than my nightmares/stress dreams

Fuck that sounds so nice! Do you feel like, an intense longing after you wake up? When I have bad dreams I usually have a sense of dread and discomfort from the time I wake up until the afternoon/evening. And it suuuucks. I’d imagine vivid good dreams might do the same (opposite) thing?