These are great at getting whiteheads to the surface and sucking out all the goop. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00PBX3TN6/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1505619226&sr=8-3&keywords=pimple+patch&dpPl=1&dpID=31eC7S9GfmL&ref=plSrch as for exfoliating, I love this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00R2DCA0G/ref=mp_s_a_1_…

Idk if it’s cuz I’m a northerner but I’ve never heard of someone boiling their own peanuts! I’ve heard of boiled peanuts but never tried them either. Hmm. Anyway, I have an enormous pork roast I’m gonna stick in the Crock-Pot tomorrow with a fuck ton of garlic to eat with some mashed potatoes. That’s my fall comfort…

We called him Freddy pizza. That’s a good villain name I think

The hospital I work for has like 2,000 open positions right now and we can’t find people to fill them. The raises aren’t great but it’s probably like 2%/year. That’s what I get but I’m not clinical. We also have like, 700 days cash on hand or something. So not all of them are drowning!

That’s a good strategy but expensive. You’re paying 2 people ~$10/hr to watch kids, probably for about 5 hours. That’s an extra $100, plus either a downstairs or hotel room rental fee. And imagine any other couple with a young child who was told they couldn’t bring them seeing that shit? Weddings are hard to navigate…

Aw shit that makes me super sad 😔 the guy I just married fairly recently became close with his sister and even more recently ran into his birth mom (he was adopted as a toddler). I mean his family isn’t “shit” , like his sister and her fiancee are super cool and I haven’t met birth mom but she had her own set of…

Yes yes yes exactly! My lovely husband ran into his birth mother (he was adopted at age 3) 2 days before our wedding. He called me and said he invited her. I was totally shocked, but I could deal with it (I mean if he wanted her there invite her of course it’s not about me!) However his sister was invited too, and I…

You’re lucky. My freshman year floor was an all girl floor with people who I guess never drank before. There was vomit all the time. Oh and this weird guy who used to come around and knock on people’s doors then make inappropriate requests if you let him in the room, like repeatedly asking you to sit on his lap. And…

Hmm idk... Might get weird in the butt part. I’ve worn underwear backwards (by accident, please hold the judgement) and it feels weird. Unless you’re drunk. Then it’s normal hahaha

Idk but I’d probably buy some, ha! Maybe I should do some research. I wonder if she ever has to switch legs?!

Hehe I was actually inspired by an article I read (probably on here) that suggested bandalettes to prevent chub rub. The garter I use has a pocket and is supposed to be a gun holster 😯 but thank you!

I’m into it! I wear a garter on one leg when I wear dresses (to hold my insulin pump) so now I can pretend I’m in style when it shows. Just like Yonce

Poopurri is the absolute best for this reason. You spray it right into the toilet before you go and it doesn’t leave too much of a smell behind. I think it’s environmentally friendly but I’m too scared to verify because using it is the only thing that let’s me poop on vacations with other people

I would legit buy one of those and play with it at parties if it was less than $25. But knowing goop it would be $600.

But like Capricorns are the worst...

Yeah that was my point

Agreed. I was a natural and healthy size 0 at 16. But I was (and still am) 5 ft tall. So not model material.

Have you seen this one? I think this is the most attractive I’ve found Justin Timberlake. What’s wrong with me

Yes! Good point

The burn blog?