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Maybe this had something to do with it

They don’t have the power to heal that sick burn either.

I just downloaded the new Lana Del Rey album (literally right after I listened to the Swift song)! I haven’t fallen in love instantly but it’s growing on me. And yeah, I agree about Swift. If she had gone full villain and owned it she would have gained a lot more respect. This shit is weak. I’m gonna go listen to the

Nvm 2headedweinerdog beat me to it

I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but it’s so funny to me. Mostly because I’d like to imagine a person who doesn’t like skiing but still wants to fly down a mountain with something strapped to their feet rather than go tubing. Its so odd

Where the FUCK are her parents? I mean they put her on Dr. Phil so they must suck. But this girl was 14 when she started these shenanigans. Mommy and Daddy must want a cash cow.

They might have had to be legally separated for awhile first. Depends on the state they live in.

She’s definitely trying an edgy look. I’m wondering how her music is going to pan out on this album. Idk if she can pull off edgy with it seeming genuine!

*ear snakey

Probably a really stupid question, but does any kind of regular maintenance check up detect ovarian cancer? I’m a tad paranoid about health problems but I have a decent amount of these symptoms. They can also be explained by other health issues I have though. And I don’t want to be looked at like I have 3 heads so I’m

Same. See: this comment.

I was so mesmerized by her storyline I actually started reading “the book”. And the funny thing is that I found the copy of it at my ex boyfriends house. He lived in NJ only a few towns away from where the housewives are. The book belonged to his brother, who went on to become a cop (the book is about a partnership

They’re so small they look like they’re missing a finger

It is bizarre. I’m 27 now and could never imagine hanging out with 18 or 19 year olds as friends, let alone romantic interests. I think a lot of us fall into the trap of thinking we’re grown when we most definitely aren’t.

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It’s lit

Oh I don’t have kids or anything. I have no advice I’m sorry! I just get to be the fun Aunt then dump the kids back with their parents 😉

I’m not sure. To be honest I almost never listen to him speak, I usually read transcripts of his speeches. I can’t stand the way he talks.

I hate the Trump/toddler comparisons because I generally love toddlers. They’re assholes and unreasonable but they’re also sweet and genuine a lot of the time! And that’s exactly how they should be at their age. So I wish everyone would leave toddlers out of it cuz that’s the only age range of children I seem to like