My dad got my face tattooed on his arm when he was having a midlife crisis. He revealed it to me in the middle of a grocery store. I nearly passed out.

One of my friends (she’s 27) started selling Mary Kay around the holidays. I have no idea what made her think it was going to be profitable but she’s out a couple hundred bucks. I think one of the biggest problems is that her peers don’t want to spend $20 on lipstick that’s going to dry and flake off in an hour so idk…

I’d be so worried about accidentally kicking that baby in the face it would ruin the meditative aspect of yoga but holy shit that’s adorable and I could watch it all day long

The phrase “nothing burger” is annoying the shit out of me. It just makes me think of a really dry crumbly plain hamburger and it leaves me feeling dissatisfied. Maybe that’s the point? Idk but I hate it.

I went to Sonic as a teen (like 2004-2008). My boyfriend at the time also used to take my friends and i to Sheetz to meet up with other people who were really into cars and sometimes they’d set up street races. They’d have car meet ups at one of the Starbucks nearby too. Oh god being a teen was the fucking worst.

I’m not a Beyonce Stan but I am a casual fan...I didn’t pay all that much attention to her until lemonade. I mean I enjoyed her singles but didn’t bother to get her albums. When lemonade dropped though I felt like I had to watch/listen to it. I didn’t give a shit about the drama between her and Jay z, although that…

I’m too drunk to figure out this family tree BUT when I was around 10 we got new neighbors who we found out were like, 2nd cousins by marriage. Not blood related. My family became close with this family, my brother became best friends with the boy who was the same age. A few years after we met this kid asked me to be…

Yesssss 😘😘😘

Groups of teens are terrifying. I passed like 4 teenage boys yesterday and was just waiting for them to call me a mean name.

I mean isn’t that the only graduation song? Kidding. I’m partial to the 3rd eye blind song myself..

No. And now I’m gonna check out those other artists, thanks!

27 and in need of other adult friends who are yachty friends... Send him over

Thanks for the recommendations!

Thanks for the suggestions!

Hi all! I need some gift suggestions for my bridesmaids. I’m not doing the matching gift thing, I want to shop for them all individually. But I’m still struggling! Any advice or ideas? Cool websites to browse? One of them is into outdoorsy stuff and birds, another one is more artsy and into graphic design and the last…

Real momma bears kick their children out of the house at 2 and never follow up with them. Moms should commit to the trope or stfu! You can’t be a momma bear to a 5 year old!

Agreed. The most flattering winter coat I ever bought is from her line. I love that thing!

I was on cymbalta for several months and hated it. I had really bad night sweats, was incredibly forgetful and while it reduced my anxiety it didn’t seem to do much for my depression. I went off of it cold turkey (big no no, but I was being dumb) and was sick and dizzy for 2 days. Unable to get off the couch or move…

I’d be kinda into the name mustard. Mus for short. I want a sandwich...