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Well that’s where the phrase comes from, no? 😉

I’m actually only on Jezebel right now because I’m pooping 💩

I lol’ed at that one. Your product launches only take 90 minutes of your time? Uuuh

I think she’s pretty! *Sips the koolaid*

Happy early birthday! I had to Google what a fiddlehead is, I’d heard of them before but didn’t know you could eat them. I also had pizza earlier! Brisket, horseradish, mozzarella and chives. Could have used more horseradish but was very good!

I wanted a silver gray balayage, and I’m 27. But I consistently am mistaken for much younger and was into the goth-ness of it. My hair couldn’t go that light without getting totally fried so sadly I’m stuck with very dark brown into brassy-blonde color.

Why don’t you delve way the fuck in and search for the Facebook post where they say minors who are victims of sexual assault are sexual beings themselves and can’t be completely exonerated. Probably can’t find the exact post, because they deleted it, but they posted a response after the backlash. It was probably about

I can almost understand this statement, but also I was assaulted by a guy who’s used this line and then said shit like “we were just kids I didn’t do anything wrong” and “neither of us knew what we were doing.” so gross and so close to convincing me until the next predatory action happens and then I have to blame

Yeah I mean most people think that way until they’re in a job and realize the level of abuse they have to take and measure it against what they’ll lose if they lose their job. I worked for a boss that told me he wanted to see me on the poll at amateur night at the strip club and berated me pretty often, but I stayed

Every week feels like the worst week. I’m a very bad judge.

That’s an extremely weak counterpoint

How comfortable are you with your hair stylist? I think that’s the most important part. You need a stylist who has experience and will be honest about what the dye job will do to your hair. I wanted to go from almost black hair to dark hair with silver gray balayage and my stylist was honest with me and said it would

Exactly. And imo a bit of a dig at people who are more concerned about celebrity hairstyles than current events. But that’s just my take...

That man was doing a lot. Where did he find the time?!

How Ripa really feels

I thought it was a Pokemon...

What I would probably do: gorge myself on chocolate and wine and binge watch “deadly women” on Hulu. Sorry about your family 😞

Plus a lot of musicians/performers these days have to post on social media constantly to be accessible to fans and stay relevant. That adds another thing to be exhausted about.