I’m so out of her target audience I didn’t even KNOW you can hire recruiters. I just thought you’d have an assistant help if you had the money. Man good thing I already have a job I’d never know how to hire someone to get me another one

Oh no! Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally...

I just bought a black sleeveless “choker” top which looks similar to the picture above (ya know except black and sleeveless) and now I feel like I should burn it even though I’ve gotten compliments on it. 😞 Fashion is hard

Whaaaat! Low rise jeans are the actual devil. As someone who “came of age” in the early 2000s I was ENTHRALLED to find out that not all jeans carried the risk of showing my entire ass when I bend down. Midrise or bust.

Also, is he changing his name to Cyrus Cyrus? I just...I don’t even have the words...

I keep telling myself I’ll plant dahlias, but I have a black thumb. Good job on getting things done!

I haven’t been that dumb yet but I feel like I will be that dumb one day.

I saw bicentennial man when I was like 9 and even that freaked me the fuck out. And that’s a kids movie! Keep the robots away from me please.

I don’t usually go on gomi because it’s just too mean for me. I can’t handle a lot of Internet communities lol that’s why I like to hate read an article and judge for myself silently from afar

Here’s an additional point: most women don’t put off abortion by choice. Women arent sitting around hemming and hawing trying to decide if they want an abortion at 20 weeks. The reasons a woman might need an abortion after 20 weeks are usually 1. Doctors have told her the baby cannot safely (for her health or the…

Ok by that logic Bernie was a terrible candidate, because he lost to Hillary. Wtf are you even saying? And don’t even come at me with some “the election was sabotaged” bullshit when the presidential election was interfered with. Let it go Bernie bro.

Have you seen this?

Wait did you read the comments on the post by a mom who interviewed parents who get high because YES

Omg you are the blog I never knew I needed

Ugh f you now I’ll be hate reading this garbage until my eyes dry up and fall out of my head

I sing to my puppy when I walk her down the street. I stop when I see people ahead, but I’m usually too late.

Are Kinja deals sponcon? I think they’re heavily lacking on the con compared to most sponcon. I mean they’re definitely ads, no doubt. But I don’t see them as ads disguised as articles, which is how I view sponcon.

Who am i? I read this whole dumb thing and scowled the whole time. I’m gonna go pet my dogs now.

Whaaaat! I feel like all mattress stores should be out of business because they always look empty and creepy and sad when I walk by any of them. I think I’d go insane if I had to work at one.

I was working at Starbucks once when Kate gosselin came in. I didn’t recognize her, she was way more orange in person. Her assistant or body guard or whatever ordered while she used the restroom.