I’m so sorry 😞 you’ll regain your strength and I hope your friends and family support you. Sending you good thoughts

That sounds rough as hell but like you came out resolved to do your own shit, which is awesome. Congrats and good luck!

And a diuretic, which is supposed to help with the bloating but just makes me pee every 5 minutes (while remaining bloated)

I also hated the singing. The only thing worse were the sing along versions where they had the lyrics on the bottom of the screen. My best childhood friend and her sister would always sing along and thought they were amazing singers. Uuuugh it was fucking awful.

Fear.

Just look at him. I mean, he’s brown and his name is Barack.

Thank you for the tips!

Stealing that whole “I have a lot of pans” line. Your entire comment was spot on.

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They have too many cute patterns to resist. But yeah, they don’t last long 🙁

It’s ok, I’ll let you have the warm airplane salami and I’ll stick to my prepacked trail mix 🙂

I buy my cardigans at Target and after 5 washes they’re cold shoulder cardigans

I was raised on those kind of jeans so Mom jeans are a goddamn revelation. You mean I can bend over without showing ass crack? I’ll take 10 pairs!

I don’t think​ I’m technically an old but I’m too old to shop at my former haunts and find anything remotely flattering and I need help! Everything is fucking sheer or boxy or cropped and...I just want a normal sleeveless button up top that I can wear in the summer or pop a sweater on top and be good in the fall. Or…

“tepid salami” 🤢

I’ve never heard of bread garden (I’m from the US, assuming we don’t have it?) But that sounds weird haha

How are you always so good

I’ve been to gun ranges and I still think the worst part is seeing people irresponsibly handle guns, but I guess that’s just cuz I bring ear plugs.

Yesssss. I definitely have paranoia when traveling that I won’t be able to get to food, so I pack all the snacks. In addition to the usual 6 packs of fruit snacks in my purse in case of low blood sugar.

Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m usually packing junk food lol. Sometimes healthy stuff, but the bad thing about produce is that it doesn’t travel as well as say, goldfish crackers. Mmm