Insult comedy is the fucking worst. Two and a Half Men, 2 Broke Girls, The Big Bang Theory are proof.

You forgot to add “pants on fire”.

I think you’re confusing a suggestion with a threat. Which... I’m shocked, I tell ya.

“D”? Are you being “D”elusional?

I really want an episode about misadventures (which is too light a word, of course) of Erica. She may well be one of the best running jokes on the show and a part of proud tradition of Maris, Vera, etc, but still... her story needs to be told.

Those couple guys... maybe you should stop hanging out with them. They seem racist.

“I feel bad for you”.

One of the janitor’s responsibilities is “solving math problems on chalkboards after everyone has left for the day”. Which I only read because of Les’ screenshot.

Are you setting up a Family Guy cutaway gag?

Friends of directors are having a hot streak this month.

Nope. Not because of that.

Eat shit.

You’re not a liberal. You’re a troll.

Even a Russian bot like myself is fucking depressed at these news.

Kill yourself for publicity of it, please. I promise I’ll publish it.

Since the beginning of the MeToo movement the AV Club - or whatever was left of it after the move to Kinja - started showing some of its ugliest colors, which, sort of, retroactively makes me wonder if the people on the old version of the site were really that cool, or did I just fool myself into thinking I’ve found…

Go away then.

Hey, Ed, if you really care about what would make me happy, how bout you never make or perform any music ever again?

The only good thing about that movie was Kate Bush’s song. And even that is not her best work.

As long as they can’t remove shit from my hard drive...