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You know, I can barely watch anything in DVD quality these days. Sometimes I have to: I’m on my countless rewatch of both Scrubs and NewsRadio at the moment, and, unlike with Friends, no one bothered with BluRay restorations of them. But the quality really, just REALLY grates. I’m so spoiled.

He’s gonna ruin it with his comedy. Just look at that face. So comedic.

A Showtime show long past its prime. What will they think of next?

Hulu should have a Sulu show. Because... funny?

Will Jews replace you?

Yeaaah, the left’s outrage mobs don’t typically threat to murder or otherwise physically harm the objects of their outrage. That’s your people’s thing.

But Dana Carvey is a guy...

So you’re that one adult fan of Alvin & The Chipmunks movie series, huh?

Hey, guys, remember that song by Good Charlotte?

So why is it exactly that you think he deserves parole? Because of your suspicion of bias? How can you honestly judge that their decision was unwarranted, if, I’ll give you that, your suspicion is understandable?

Gotta fill those private prisons.

Did anyone at any point claim that there should be? The board reached a verdict, it sounds as boilerplate as it can be. Do you have reasons to suspect that they’re not letting him out because of that? Or maybe it’s because he is actually dangerous?

I wonder if Chapman would enjoy J.D. Salinger’s most recent work: Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out!

You mean, you got paper cuts?

I still wish they made Mission Control with Krysten Ritter. This sounds great too.

Fucking finally.

Coldplay’s “Yellow” is not exactly an American pop staple, you know.

Because winning an argument is all that matters to you, right? It’s your whole purpose of existing. Not actually doing anything, but just arguing for that sweet, sweet feeling of superiority you reward yourself with no matter how factually wrong you are.

There isn’t even a link to them other than the picture. Ridiculous.