Capitalism! Fuck yeah!

Fucking necrophiliacs running this here message boards...

I hope he doesn’t fuck his mom in the past.

My board is black, just like my president.

Right, cause you can’t spell full words in ‘Murica.

I wonder if Colbert’s gonna talk about it.

Go away, buddy, no one’s ever gonna sixty-nine you here, if anywhere.

Yeah, it would be a shame if this became a one-good-season show. Let’s hope they don’t fuck it up.

Oh, c’mon, it’s Waller-Bridge, not Bridge. It’s not even as confusing as Sacha Baron Cohen’s last name.

Or, and this idea I’m willing to sell to their tour managers, they can just NOT go on tour together.

Honestly, she and Moz should just sell the tickets right before the show, when everyone is certain they is at least 50% chance they’re gonna make it on stage.

You look like a cat.

The poor Waynes are the new Uncle Ben.

It’s inside me! I ate all the tickets.

It’s a shame. Your ticket was the winning ticket.

Salad tossing. Haha. I’m twelve.

What’s the point of having something in the same universe that won’t bear any resemblance to the show because it happens thousands years ago? It’s like saying that a movie about dinosaurs is somehow interconnected with, I don’t know, The Wolf of Wall Street, because they happen in the same universe, but, like, in…

Fun? That show is the most formulaic piece of romcommy tripe this side of Marry Me (remember when everyone was doing romantic comedy sitcoms for a bit? at least we got Selfie out of that). I dropped it after five episodes or so.

Um, why can’t an open marriage be a a great love story?

Meanwhile in Russia, Uber drivers are attempting to rape (and probably do so successfully to) their passengers, and Uber is refusing to disclose the driver’s information. One driver broke a woman’s arm because she didn’t have small bills. Awesome.