Hey, remember Celebrity Deathmatch? Good times.

How long ago were you done with your eighty six free thoughts?

Yeah, you guys are fucked. Over and over again.

Poor guy. Another life ruined by natural human inability to cope with fame.

Well, that sucks. Seriously, TBS, are you really in position to cancel one of your best shows? With Angie Tribeca’s fate apparently undecided, American Dad! getting lamer and lamer with each season, The Detour getting way too complicated for its own good and The Last OG only sort of working, you only have, what, Search…

I wonder if Bradley Cooper remembers that he once basically played him.

This is like a completely different show. Aunt Lydia calling Janine by her name is possibly the most jarring thing. The handmaids are talking to each other way too freely. Serena’s on board for everything now? Just a few episodes ago the rift between her and June was punctuated by her stern dismissal of June’s request…

I was very surprised when the article about the casting breezed right past his name. Short memories, huh?

How horrible. Something about him always seemed so.. loving life, you know. And then he just didn’t, apparently.

LANAAAAA

Hey guys, ‘member Juvenile?

With his lifestyle he probably won’t ever become Plus Sized Wayne though.

Tarantino continues to not care about working with people accused of assault. Hey, Emile Hirsch. I didn’t miss you.

God I hope it’s much, much better than Runaways, which was just so tedious, despite all the best efforts of its mostly-talented cast.

...Wait, what is this story about?

As a polyamorous person, I think someone should just go there for shits and giggles and fuck whoever’s “tempting” them and then giddily tell all about it to their partner.

More like 34 years and can I not be?

Ah well. That’s what posting while high gets you.

R.I.P. Jerry Maren, last living member of the Munchkins from The Wizard Of Oz

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