2 (Women in) Chainz

Damn it. Utterly devastating.

I really want another season of The Last Man on Earth.

Remove Chris Brown as well maybe? And the shitload amount of tracks he contributed his vocals to? No? Didn’t think so.

Lots of people who didn’t like season 3.

At least all the Kids in the Hall are still around, albeit not in the same hall.

Now I know why they promoted Moranis’ voice appearance on The Goldbergs. Because otherwise it would be unrecognizable. His voice really changed, aged over the years. Knowing that it was him was still heartwarming though.

I hate it so fucking much that this piece of shit is now a co-star on the comedy single by Lil Dicky, whoever they are, which made it to top 10 in the US. It’s titled “Freaky Friday” and, you get it, it’s about an ordinary white guy swapping places with Chris Brown.

Yeah, Dre doesn’t know 20 things about vagina. If his sexual partners are lucky, he might know... three?

Trapped in the Water Closet.

Leon was a shitty movie, by the way. I’m glad we have You Were Never Really Here now.

It used to be.

The Goldbergs hit a certain sweet spot somewhere around season 3 when the stories were entertaining enough to be able to work through the saccharine endings. As it is now, it’s mostly just lazy barrage of pop culture references/cliched family-sitcom storylines.

You can pick it up at your local Starbucks. If you’re really lucky, I might be there, signing it/begging you to buy it.

Tina Fey’s out of touch. What else is new.

If I’m lighter than a grocery bag, I’ll just float away...

Well, isn’t it cool to have a fake-face-guy as your Checkov’s gun? Twice in the same episode, no less. Even Flash did it just once in one episode (in the same season!)

When’s the Weinstein’s trial - any trial?

I appreciate your dedication to the shtick.