I’m surprised they didn’t give him an application to the police department to fill out. “You can skip the police academy, we’ll give you field credit.”

I only have one question as a Floridian, how did this not occur in Florida? This is the most backwoods Florida ass story I’ve ever seen. Oh thoughts and prayers and all that jazz. Ban semi-automatic firearms already.

The official story might be his excuses but I bet five to one, he got a quiet call from someone on the Bush side that was basically “don’t bring your thirst ass down here”.

What the fucking fuck.

Are you really arguing that white women have it harder than women of color? Let me go get you that participation trophy from the oppression olympics.

Oh my god that’s amazing!!!

“...that she took him to see a psychiatrist, who advised her to take her son on a vacation to Africa.”

Vets are cool till you have to reimburse them for the services they provided you.

I saw your reply yesterday 😊

I know you didn’t do this as a reply to me asking you to do it yesterday, but I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who felt a kinda way about it.

In the event he is convicted my hope would be the judge sends him to prison immediately, otherwise they will draw out the post-trial motions and appeals for fucking ever until he dies of natural causes.

“Does anybody here have any strong biases against being drugged and raped? Raise your hands. Do you think you could put that bias aside, and judge Mr Cosby’s drugging and raping with an impartial eye?”

So I just did the math. If we got $20,000 a year per student. We could provide free education to 100% of our students (30 credit hours a year). They’d be in charge of their own living expenses, but we’d cover books. And we’d still be able to give ourselves raises...

Actually, if you read the first article, Howard, unlike most private colleges, receives a TON of federal money because of a longstanding federal agreement. Howard was chartered by the federal government and part of the federal budget is appropriated to Howard.

Not student aid money. Not financial aid. More than $20o…

I feel like Derp secretly dreams of challenging LeBron to a game of one-on-one, hoping that he’ll be able to drop just one lucky shot and be like that dude in Trainwreck for one glorious moment.

Don’t worry, I’m back on Monday! And come Friday, b* better have my intro.

Also, this is less a “school shooting” than a “male feels entitled to woman who doesn’t like him, so he kills her” shooting.

To quote the rare words of Peggy Bundy:
“GET’EM, AL!”

I’m pretty sure the Rev. is no stranger to how much he can expect from this clearly crazy white driven police department, but he can definitely scorch the earth and make sure that police force is forever labeled and ostracized from the community.