I really think so. And we might be alright, because of them.

The kids are going to be alright

Being Black: If all else fails, simply stop being black. I’ve never seen anyone do it, but it’s worth a try.

I, a magical negro of a certain age, will use my magic to make the cops not see my melanin, like Dr. Ben. I will drive a prius and only during the day, and never on the freeway or in the white’s neighborhood. I’ll listen to Taylor Swift, and only have air freshener in car and Trade Joe’s bags. I will leave my cell…

Source!?!?! I would love to reqd this article. This is very interesting.

A few branches of my family tree are covered in blue, badges and God complexes.

It’s the very same people who say ‘why didn’t he just comply’ that are the first to say the ‘cops feared for their lives.’

Two words: due diligence.

“In my opinion, kids watch video games where they shoot each other and hit the reset button and they come back to life. It’s not like that in the real world,”

Let’s be real here:

I’ma start offering my services as an Executive Assistant of Googling Shit to old white people who should know better but don’t.

Me no know. But, what I do know is that Black women being referred to as “girls” bugs the heck out of me.

$44 million tons

I’m with holding until they correct the monstrosity that is Jezeroot into its proper form, which is of course Roozebel.

I put my faith in the Root, dassit.

Exactly, are people going to be unbanned when articles are crossposted on jez?