This is one of the best statements I’ve seen from a celebrity. Reading “I believe you” is so, so powerful.

Just read every word. Cannot even rouse myself to write something cynical and biting. Feel profoundly depressed. This sleazy microcosm of the world in which we live and are expected to achieve some degree of success. This is not an outlier.

And “Requiem for a Dream” coming back, the most despair-inducing movie of all time! A great, great movie. Just don’t watch it if you’re even the slightest little bit down.

Goddammit I miss that man.

I miss Obama so much!

Because we as taxpayers need to pay for him to have his ego fellated.

I hate to take 45's side on anything, but I wouldn’t want to fucking talk to Mitch McConnell either.

Looking at what she did before, she’s got a BA from Pepperdine, a JD from an unaccredited law school, a short list of acting jobs, a production company, and a self-published book that wasn’t exactly a hit. That sounds like a ton of debt and not that much income. I kind of doubt that up to this point, she’s paid more…

Go back to your home on Tacky Whore Island.

It’s MADNESS. Let me tell you about one particularly hellacious afternoon. I was leading a group of students around a gallery and before we went in we did a (1) do not touch the art (PAINTINGS. OBVIOUSLY DO NOT TOUCH PAINTINGS?!) talk and then (2) another one in front of the art about the appropriate distance to…

I agree. Neither party is the “good guy” at this point.

I paid $20 to the Universal Life Church for this Doctor of Divinity degree and you will call me Dr. American Meatgoat.

In the past few weeks we’ve said goodbye to the Mooch, Spicey, Reince and as of today, Steve Bannon.

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

I made a comment when the post first went live that’s forever lost in the greys now I suspect. I referred to the way Fey essentially neutered her devastating satire of Sarah Palin by appearing next to her on SNL, and basically letting Palin in on the joke. Cowardly “both sides” bullshit, like her buddy Jimmy Fallon…

Que 10,000 comments about being too harsh on “well-meaning allies” *wank off motion* and how we’re alienating those who want to help us *wank off motion*

As the saying goes, “You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.”

Stick ‘em all in one big museum of stupid. Call it The Cracker Barrel. Done and done.

“The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.