Spike Lee made Mike Tyson funny. He actually produced Mike into a good one-man show. What I’m saying is he can polish the hell out of a turd.

That’s sort of like asking if actually dying is the same feeling as almost dying. We don’t know. I’m not being flippant, but people who have been crushed don’t really report back. I think we all have the same question as you.

How did you know I’m high?! Whoa, dude.

He’s telling us who he is, who he looks up to. He’s been doing this a while but people still look up to him. I don’t get it.

I feel horrible that I can’t eat better spices. I’m white, but just can’t digest super spicy stuff. Aside from assblow my mouth and throat actually get burns. But damn! I know how to marinade, do a rub. The longer it’s gonna cook the more you can add. Who dafuq does NOTHING to meat before cooking? If I want to use the…

“Not coat...did I say coat? I meant hood, I wear a hood, so... Did I mention that my indoor job is cowboy?”

Cool link! But did you see the ass pic? Not flattering. The most comfy clothes usually aren’t. *sad face*

You’re so right. I’m an old fat lady now, but most of my life I was very thin and very tall. My sister used to say I was spoon shaped. Eh, I was happy then and I’m happy now.

This is the definition of a backhanded compliment.

His movies aren’t feminist. Fetishizing strong women is far from that. In Terminator Sarah Conner was inspired by a man, trained by men, all to protect her son. She had no room for a personality. I think he’s more worried that no one really liked Avatar, despite us all seeing it, and he’s got four flops on the way. So…

Stassa, please help me get out of the greys.

There is no good reason to defend this nonsense torture. Forcing stretches helps very much if you’re already limber and just trying to go a couple more inches. If splits were required by camp she shouldn’t have been placed on the squad. You never, ever push someone who is that far from goal to begin with. Before your…

We’re not all rich and well-bred. Some of us had bad parents and can throw down. Plus, all the boxing gyms now. When I boxed people assumed I was either gay or mentally disturbed. Sometimes in life, you just need to hit.

The Catholic Church doesn’t like reincarnation because it throws the whole pay for your sins thing out of whack. Like how priests were married in the early church but all their property was being inherited out to their offspring. So suddenly the church required celibacy, which was originally an optional gift to god.…

I hope their careers are over. This is so common. Shoutout to all the people experiencing this right now in their jobs. It’s not just women. Workplace psychopaths are definitely out there and it can take years to recover from that kind of situation.

God I miss him. Thanks for this.

Her quote on the cover “Pregnancy is the moment you find your path to do what you want, when you want.” Haaaahahahaaa couldn’t be further from the truth. Birth is the moment you realize that’s horseshit. Or maybe it’s the first week at home.

Welcome to the club, Panama! Mothers/Fathers Day can be difficult once you’ve shunned bad people who also happened to have birthed you, but other than that it really simplifies and improves life. People will try to blame and guilt you, because their definition of a mother is different than yours or mine. We understand…

I agree with a lot of what you’re saying, though not everything. I’ll just add that I try to live by the golden rule at all times. It’s like religion to me, but my interpretation includes calling me out if I’m horrible. Now it also includes how would I want to be treated if I became a nazi...a punch would be the least…

1) she joined a ruthless organization expecting it not to be ruthless to her, 2) she wants special celebration for not getting an abortion, something she’s already against, 3) the most laughable of all, she’s expecting a handout because if a situation she arrived at because of her own choices...I would love to see a…