phylliswhitweed
Phyllis Whitweed
phylliswhitweed

Not so sound horribly judgmental but she is a professional tarot card reader... People drawn to that profession aren’t usually looking to make an honest living. If nothing else, that notoriety will help her business though I’m sure she’s hoping for more

Not to be too earnest, but the lack of relationship probably isn’t the choice of the child who missed out on having a dad. Inheritance in general is a weird concept when you unpack it, but a father is equally culpable for bringing legitimate and illegitimate children into the world.

See, I solve this problem by never leaving the house.

Wow. Thank you so much for your kind words. I truly appreciate the vote of confidence. Sometimes I feel like a kid playing adult. :)

I would say, I’m no financial advisor, but owning a place you can’t afford alone (unless you are married) is never a good idea. Do you want a roommate for the rest of your life / mortgage? Whichever comes first? So for me, I would sell and downsize to something I could afford alone.

This reminds my random mind of a story, where my husband had a ‘friendship’ with a goose who lived in the park-area around his workplace. He named her Gertrude (or Gurty, like the character in ET), and he really liked her. Then, one day, She was out there hanging out with Richard, and my husband was over the moon!

I think I’m done with Pixar, it’s depressing as hell. I took my 3 kids to see “Inside-Out” as a treat a couple years ago during a hard week. We were excited for some fun escapism and instead we all sat convulsing and ugly crying the whole time. Even without the whole “Bing-Bong” tragedy the story was bleak and

Yeah, unless someone dedicates their entire existence to a cause, how dare they have any sort of opinion or stance on the matter! I mean, it’s not like social issues affect anyone other than those who live and breathe them. Until that magical day when humans evolve to be multifaceted and can grasp the concept of doing

IDK the Lana concert I went to two years ago with my best friend all we smelt was the best weed we’d ever smelt all around us on our lawn seats. Because lawn seat people DGAF. And the 16 year old girls down front certainly didn’t need any cocaine because OMG LANA! Not that I blame them, if I was 16 when Lana was

Why didn’t the French authorities stop Le Pen from running when a victory by her would’ve had the potential to ruin millions of lives?

That’s okay! We all have our blind spots.

Even hotter take: wine sucks

I bought these and they changed my life. Good for wine/liquor/beer, but also for quickly making iced coffee and tea without diluting it.

I feel sorry for his family, but this kid was “let’s smuggle weed into Thailand!” stupid. I can’t believe this tour is marketed to American students.

Playing with a toy in a park

While my haters are talking about my curly bangs online, I’m relaxing on a beach in Hawaii

gonna need way more than that little pendant holds to get through it

“EEEEWWWW!!!!!”

Someone once tried to tell me Lana del Ray was the 21st century Stevie Nicks. At that moment, I decided to never speak to her again.

How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?