The best part of this article, which was so well-written and sensitive, is that it was published at all. Most of us who had mothers who were horrible people are so misunderstood, and blamed, for having a story people don’t feel comfortable with. They can read stories of abused children and cry, but refuse to believe…

I got you. Heat a pan on med-high. Wait for it to get hot. Drop a lump of real butter in. When all melts, you fry that granola bar 2-3 mins on each side. Thank me later. Better if you have ice cream.

I would definitely see this movie.

I have to show a lot of humility to explain this... I am now disabled, but was previously a high-functioning executive. As I was getting sick, I literally tried everything. I could afford to, and continuing my career was the most important thing at the time. So I went to both normal doctors, fucking all of them, and…

There was too photoshop, we just called it airbrushing. As in a person painted out the imperfections on a printed photo and then reproduced it.

1,100 pounds being worth $1.4mil means it’s $80/oz of weed? Either that is the shittiest weed ever, and importing it on that basis alone should be criminal, or someone is getting seriously lowballed.

I’m sure Evil Orange has a personal shopper to do his judge shopping. That way he can see them all lined up together on a rolling rack. Then he tries them on and sees which traitor of the constitution looks best on him. Size : Yuge

I think you’re right. I saw the suit and realized he can’t be in that dumpy t-shirt and pretend to be the stressed out guy in a beige minivan anymore. He’s experimenting and some of it isn’t working. At least he doesn’t recycle material.

Ugh...Iggy, go away. I’m sure Rachel Dolezal needs a roommate.

Who is the Nobel committee to demand a person to attend and be honored? Not that they would have demanded, but your presumption seems to be that for one to be worthy they must follow a certain etiquette. So he didn’t want to. Maybe he didn’t want him winning an award to be a big deal. It’s a personal decision. I hope…

Pharmaceutically

1) You don’t have to be perfect, and neither does your partner.

I was a big fan of hers before this special. Loved her show. But this special sucked. She recycled old bits, told stories with no punchline...self deprecation isn’t funny without a joke. To me she proved she needs writers to look good.

I think you nailed it, Drew. Without saying it directly, you showed respect for the work of Jezebel and perhaps some humble sentiment of feeling intimidated. Thanks for filling in and also not changing your style to make it work.

We don’t come to Jezebel to learn about men. When we do, ideally there’s a woman in the story- with a name and everything. At the very least it should be something that affects us. Maybe it was just 2,000 words too long since you ended with nothing interesting. I like your work, Rich, but I’m supporting the female…

He looks like he smells of wet trees...so yes, I would climb that. But if he starts reading me shitty poetry I’m gonna break his guitar and throw his hacky sac in the lake. Clearly there’s a lake where this guy lives.

Grow old enough they stop calling you “girl,” and fat enough they don’t call at all, and your whole world changes. It’s freedom. Sure, if you get any of your self-esteem from the attention of men it will hurt at first. But people who stick around want to know You as a person. Or alternatively, become disabled. Same…

No one seems to notice that they're curled cuz there's only four toes there. That's the real story, whatever it is.

“Ghosting” means to ignore someone on purpose to get rid of them. You know that or wouldn’t have used that word. Don’t spend time on assholes who ignore you.

Similar story with me. You can’t take away the extra challenges for gifted kids or you’ll lose them emotionally and they’ll give up. It isn’t just that the kid may have trouble socializing with peers his own age, teachers won’t know what to do with him. I dreaded when a teacher would call me “scary smart,” because I…