Mentally adding “...but in a good way.” to all horrible news I read this week.
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Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.
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Wait - who goes to such crazy lengths to buy trees? I bought a real tree at Home Depot. It’s 7 feet tall and only cost $40.
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I want to fire Shawn Mendes and Lukas Graham and all of their whiny, faux-emotional bullshit lyrics into the sun. This is a correct list.
Collateral Beauty sounds like one of Jenna Maroney’s hilariously bad side projects on 30 Rock - a cheesy flick would only be shown on eastbound Amtrak trains or something.
no. and now let’s close the polls because i am right.
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It’s almost like Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck about the common man.
we have a coworker who is a wonderful, wonderful woman. she’s beautiful, kind, caring, thoughtful, and sweet as all get out.
I just heard the sound in my head while I read your description. Satisfyingly accurate and onomatopoeic.
I have a Reagan administration vintage CRT and it does all the magical things that people are remembering: smells, sounds (bwonnggg indeed!), and sights (the discoloration of the picture on one side from when I dropped it once). And of course now I can hear about 50 different noises coming from it, my laptop, the…
I thought Tara Reid, but you are spot on. She better run. Heigl can’t afford any doppelgangers. Younger, potentially nicer doppelgangers. She’d be over in Hollywood for sure.
Yep. It’s my favorite weird smell and anytime I catch a whiff I think of old tv furniture piece my family had.
Totally. I used to put my face right up to it too, to feel my nose prickle from the static.
I still have an old bwoongg in my kitchen and a shelf of vhs tapes next to the cereal. My friends love to come over and drink wine, make gnocchi and watch Willow or Now & Then.
Atlas chugged.