Big difference. Because when I am depressed, even the best of things happening in my life could not make me un-sad. I could have everything going for me, everything that makes me the most happy on the best days. And yet I still want to die.

aren’t these the same general numbers as the rest of the US population though?

I painted my house key with a bright pink nail polish...

I actually really want this!

Do the people who stop and check their cell phones on the subway stairs count?

As a daily 6 train rider, I concur.

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

“No, I never dated Heath Ledger.”

It was like he was filibustering rational thinking.

I’ve seen the skinny tie go in and out several times in my life. I love the look, but it comes with two warnings. 1) It’s a look best worn when young and 2) a look that suits thinner people because on a heavy person it looks a string attached to your head which is now a balloon.

Okay.

*applauds wildly for the no ragrets callback*

Marcia Cross’ face on Desperate Housewives was the best anti-botox ad ever. She would be literally screaming her lines, but nothing on her face moved. Nothing. It was like watching a puppet or mannequin talking, which made it freaky as hell.

My husband (from WI) just said this. “We don’t need your fly by night bible park, Wisconsin already has one! With water slides!”

They held out as long as they could for the Hotpockets, the Totinos and the Sunny Ds

Did you just drop acid and hallucinate about Ohio?

THIS IS HAUNTING

No one ever asks me out

I like the term “my places”. When my wife and I buy stuff we say “I need items”.