Diana Moskovitz deserves a fucking Pulitzer for her coverage of the NFL’s craven stupidity on this issue and and, truthfully, in all things.

if Donald Trump is your cooler friend you need to seriously reevaluate your life.

I’m no Closer expert...but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the older generation is always going to win on “which generation wore it better”. Like...I’ll put money on it.

Dayuuim Deadspin. Gotta give it you this is some great muckraking, and journalism. ESPN, Fox Sports, NBC may want to take notes.

Damn! I did nazi that coming!

All I know is Sheetz is the love of my life.

Guys, I don’t think Closer understands how “Who Wore It Better” pieces work.

That’s perfect and now I’m annoyed that I didn’t think of it.

A head-to-toe shot is necessary to properly appreciate, even the boots continue the beading!

Isn’t there an old showbiz truism that people that have chemistry IRL have zero onscreen/stage, and vice versa?

To me it says...”Carnival...BITCHES!” in a S. American accent.

It looks like it would itch horribly though, shudder.

know what would really be cool though

Nailed. It.

I actually just snorted coffee through my nose, I was so not expecting this perfection.

It’s like seeing an alien who has never had a human body before go into a closet and try to piece together what they think a human being’s outfit would look like using EVERYTHING available.

I love the VS fashion show because it is the actual weirdest thing in America. It's just so goddamn bizarre. Years from now when our civilization is re-discovered, they will have nothing but questions.

the only person I’ve never known to be excited about this event is a former roommate of mine—she’s a dancer, so she basically lives in costumes, and she told me once that one of her dreams is to be a VS Angel.

There’s just SO MUCH GOING ON IN ALL THESE COSTUMES MY GOD

At first I didn’t realize this was confetti and I had no idea what kind of face painting monstrosity they had subjected her to—looks like a purple mustache