I get it, Matthew Mills. I too cannot believe that it ever happened. I can’t believe that someone killed twenty first graders and 6 school employees. I get that it’s impossible to accept that all that happened and still not a single thing has changed in our gun laws. I further can’t believe that the gun lobby and…

DON’T DO FUCKING BLACKFACE. JESUS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER WHITE PEOPLE.

“Good.” - My dead hamster - Jem - from her grave

My very best first date happened in Memphis. I met up with a guy I knew from an online listserv. On his advice, I stayed at a hotel downtown, where the room next to mine was occupied by a Swedish rockabilly band that had come to Memphis to record at Sun Studios. My online guy took me out to the ballpark, then to the…

I’m thinking about rigging dandilyn out in a Man Tank (Mank), Man Bun (Mun) and a Man Purse (Murse). All he’ll be missing is the Man Boobs (moobs)

I truly love Memphis. If you haven’t been, go. That is all.

can we circle back to why jared leto was there

Wonder how many kids will want to become marine biologists after seeing this, only to have their dreams dashed by the knowledge that, realistically, a fish this hapless would be eaten by a predator before she even had a chance to remember what a family is.

I would respect her more if she just wrote, “The key to having the body you want is a bank account that can get you there” and then nothing else.

May I offer my “head up my ass” opinion as to why?

“I’ve been trying to seduce Anna for years, and she resisted me valiantly.”

Absolutely. I read the linked article when it was published and it is ABSOLUTELY clear that she was, even if subconsciously, inventing all of his communication. As his family notes, his “voice” when using her as a writer reflected her interests, her passions, and not his own. There is absolutely no evidence that he is…

I happen to like “I Will Never Let You Down”. It slipped into my consciousness and I’m ok with that.

Uhm, I’m under the impression that she can sing! And that her voice is pretty much like Adele’s. Could this be right? I’m hallucinating because of the Robitussin, aren’t I.

This lovely man came in every day, I burned his bread, and he left a $5.00 tip on a $4.00 meal. One time, he heard me (quietly, I swear) talking to another waitress about how I couldn’t afford to have my other cat spayed yet, and when he left, I found $100.00 under the cup for my cat.

Horrible coworkers clearly bullying a person with food allergies by eating all their birthday ice cream. Come on.

No, you’re crying.

like it started out ok but they’re over in another post now and i’m like nah you gotta keep it fresh you gotta keep the imbecility fluctuating in it’s intensity, or else the jig is up.

Two, Four, Six Brazilian Butt Lifts.