You might well be ending a man’s career by publishing these, Diana; I hope you’re happy with yourself.

Other crafts:

Not to be that guy, but I have never understood how everyone is so entranced with Robert DeNiro. I mean, he’s good actor, when he can get out of his own way, but I can instantly think of, say three actors of his generation who can run circles around him: Robert Redford, Dustin Hoffman (comedy and drama), and Paul…

I don’t care if this is a “blog”, I don’t care that ppl mostly make fart jokes in the comments. I am simply amazed at how singular and informative her reporting always is (on topics where most sports writers are burying their heads in the sand), and it’s why I come here.

I told him I’m getting the fuck out of here ... I heard everything. Marco said, ‘You didn’t hear shit and she wanted it all.’ I then ran out of the apartment.

Go fuck yourself.

That picture is terrifying! Are they on a skateboard?

We actually have a codeword in my family for sex: “Polka.” Because when I was little, my bratty older sister asked me what I thought sex was, and not wanting to give her the satisfaction of embarrassing me, I replied, wizened by many a soap opera viewing:

Filed Under: RUBBING BUTTS

Until I was like 9 or 10 I called sex "naked muah muah" because as far as I could tell two people were naked and kissing and that was about it.

When I was younger, I very earnestly explained to my little friends that a blow job was when you licked the neck of the person you liked and blew air on it so it got that cold, tingly feeling.

Oatmeal and peanut butter — eat them breakfast, you don’t even have to feel bad about it.

I have avoided this phenomenon to a large extent because I had the good fortune to read Andrew Solomon’s excellent “atlas” of depression while yet in my early adulthood. In it, he advises that we never compare our reality to someone else’s social mask. Essentially, he’s saying that comparing yourself to someone else…

Honestly, I don’t know what your beef is. The two of them happened to meat under tough circumstances, and their love is rare, so let them enjoy it. It's clear they're searing hot for each other, but each of them seem to maintain a cool center and I think that's admirable. And Gwen is among the most beautiful women in…

you guys are killing me

Stake?

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad

I might be crazy but I am 99.99% sure they had a ranking of them within the year. If I remember correctly the comment section was pretty nasty. If there was a bracket I think it would be all out war.

Fair enough. Scrabble at dawn?

Imma let you finish your caramel and coconut cookie, but Do-Si-Dos are the best.