Yeah, I also think I liked Strauss’s book a lot better when it was a novel by Nick Hornsby and a movie starring John Cusack.

Yes, exactly. So these guys used to be assholes and now claim not to be as asshole-y as before. Clearly they deserve a medal for this astonishing accomplishment.

Today I flaunted my torn college sweatshirt when I walked to the car. I also flaunted my pants. I had pants. This is how it works, right? You are in public? It means you’re flaunting. You’re flaunting your lack of agoraphobia, to start with.

And if you just talk to them like human beings instead of trying to work an angle, it turns out they’ll like you MORE!!! Wow. I did NOT see that coming!

... he immediately tripled the number of women he was having sex with, while putting in 50 percent less time per woman and getting higher quality women who liked him and wanted to have sex with him.

That was by far the most hilarious 911 call I’ve ever listened to.

The only Tucker I like is my landlady’s German Shepherd. He is sweet and neurotic and very, very weird.

I think “women turn out to be human” is something fundamentally at odds with the PUA culture.

AND MAKE MONEY OFF IT ALMOST LIKE THAT WAS THEIR PLAN ALL ALONG.

“My bad behavior is some woman’s fault.”

SPOILER ALERT: Women turn out to be human, just like Tucker Max allegedly is. What a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted when his moronic first book was published!

“We all have narcissistic mothers,” he said of himself and Max, as well as Robert Greene.”

If anyone could overdose from smoking weed I believe it is Justin Timberlake

one of the show’s female doctors (Callie Torres, a bisexual character) asks for sex advice from a male surgeon (Sloane) on how to please a woman

That’s how Kara got to be Shade Judge.

Throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier!

Starch it into a striped lady boner. Options abound.

Maybe instead of viewing this as a mandate to wear tied in the front, look at it as an option to wear a whimsical soft cod piece. Options!