what do you mean

Blake Shelton is not worthy of Gwen.

Oh geez, I had two of the pairs they have on pre-sale (the 26” opening ones, not the 32”!) and I would wear them with the tightest, tiniest shirts I could find. And a purple, sparkly dog collar. My poor, poor mother.

18 years ago, I put on a pair of JNCO jeans and a Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt and went to a punk show at my (rural CT) town’s local teen center. There I saw a boy, told him I was going to flirt with him and did for the rest of the night... and then, on and off (and mostly online) for the next decade or so before we…

Just going to preemptively give myself some frosted tips tonight, and get ahead of this trend.

I almost, almost bought a peppermint latte at SBUX, but changed my mind to get a PSL instead. The struggle is real.

a few weeks ago i watched a full youtube upload of the masterpiece theater version of persuasion, pixelation and all.

I’m pretty upset about it. Thanksgiving is objectively the best holiday, and we’re blowing right past her.

Let’s be honest. It’s Christmas who has declared war on November. #IStandWithNovember

Have you ever tried making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with pancakes as the bread?

Far be it from me to tell a woman (anybody) how to use their body but as a professional, and presumably educated person, she must understand the optics of this. It feeds into the constructed alpha male his idiot base loves - Men should have respect for him for no reason and women should just be happy to be in his…

That is the most disgusting thing I’ve seen today. I can’t even get down with “you do you” on this one. Wearing someone’s body parts....nope nope nope nope nope nope.

What I love about this is that, somewhere, there’s a farmer who has a new revenue stream.

Woman gets assaulted. Her male friend comes to her aid and fights the attacker. Woman maces attacker’s girlfriend and then she and her friends chase the attacker(s?) down the street. Third party watches the street fight between those two groups and wisely decides not to get in the middle of it. This could have been…

You will get roofied.

I, on the other hand, want to punch 95% of the people I meet.

“NO ONE deserves to be abused and the fact that three grown men watched a woman get punched in the face and refused to help her is reason for me to believe that they aren’t looking out for you and they absolutely WILL NOT protect you if you go there.”

WTF kind of weird background is in that first picture? Is she going to be ambushed on a Colonial Ghost Walk?

We had leftover deviled eggs from our Halloween party so I shmushed one on each half of toasted buttered oat bread, with ham, swiss and mustard, microwaved for a few seconds to melt the cheese.