When I think of Kate and Gwyneth being friends, all I can think of is Kate giving her a huge box of Fabletics apparel and Gwen being like “oh it’s so cute” and pushing it away with the edge of her shoe, “I’ll just try it on later.....”

I sincerely hope that they include my asshole neighbor who can be seen here watering his lawn IN THE RAIN.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

I did not expect that to be her speaking voice.

Just don’t forget to rinse the bowl out when you’re done, Chrissy. I swear to God, you could construct skyscrapers out of that shit when it’s left in the sink.

Combined sugared cereals? What have I been doing with my life? Off to the store…its time to start living!

“Poot what’s good?” is cracking me up.

Cthulu is fake?

Do you mean I am, or do you mean the problem belongs to me? Grammar, be part of the solution!

Katy Perry was literally a “mic drop.”

I learned from somewhere else is the Gawkerverse that he is a writer on The Final Girls, which I really wanted to see. Every time he says Louise in Teen Witch it makes my skin crawl. My high school friends and I got to together to watch it this summer, we are in our late 30s. Movie does not hold up, but I love how…

GTFO. She followed him for a couple of blocks. Some creep does that to me twice a week in the city I live in and, trust me, no cop is going to agree that I’m being stalked.

My heart is absolutely pounding watching that. I know it's risky to confront men but good for her and I admire her courage.

I’m reading the scary stories in another tab, and honestly this might be the scariest thing I encounter this Halloween.

How amazing would America be if voters actually voted for their best interests? hahahahahaha

sick burn, this is basically me right now

Brace yourselves, the whiny gamer gaters are already here discussing their oppression. One even compared gamers to “transes.” Bless his heart!

So the point of this article is: