phyllisnefler
PhyllisNefler
phyllisnefler

Seriously, fucking EW

I love that you have an arsenal of Celine gifs.

sorry i believe you mean “date, marry, or disappear forever”

Nah, he’s wearing a bro-ler.

Ryan went on to attend Miami University of Ohio, one of America’s most Bro colleges

I wrote this great M/M romance novel about two star-crossed lovers from families that hate each other for seemingly no reason at all, Romeo and Julian.

Confession: Had to google. And OMG you are so right!

She’s not wrong. It looks like it would steal french fries off your plate.

The sound you hear is all of Jezebel Googling “Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood.” That wiki page just got more hits than it has in the last five years. And the Jez MP is going to have a ten minute lull while everyone reads.

I figured they were quoting a news story, and might specify “custodian” or “building manager” or whatever if they knew the specifics. (Also SunflowerExpress is a troll, just fyi.)

Are you asking a logical question of a woman who stuffed 14 cats in a suitcase...?

Debaro sucksssss he even said he liked phish on the Beyoncé biography article

Same here - no men in the Chi O house except male relatives (and you had to yell “Man on the Hall”), and even then you had to let the other sisters know in advance, and usually only on moving day. This was at a small women’s college in North Georgia, which did allow boyfriends in the dorms.

Everyone should avoid Debaro down below as well. Debaro is a kind of tomato, so that tells you who we are actually dealing with.

Avoid LenaDunhamsTesticles down there; as though the name weren’t obvious enough, LDT is a pretty dedicated misogynist troll, spends most of his time on Jezebel and its sister sites harrassing Anna Merlan and anybody who suggests misogyny is real... then acts deliberately obtuse, refuses to acknowledge facts that run

I think so too!!! I can’t hid my actual love for her. She’s my mom’s favorite.

I’d be pretty sad about it.

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?