OMG this movie! I was flat as a board until I turned 17. I actually tried filling balloons with pudding to stuff in my bra. Do you have any idea how fucking impossible that is?
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I would listen to ANY song called “You know what Carl? I think I have had just about enought of your bullshit.” I would even dance to it.
They otter just call her “Elsie”.
Well it won’t help you today, but if you have an extra flash drive lying around you can install Google Chrome Portable on it and it should be able to run Adblock Plus or uBlock Origin just by plugging it into a flash drive.
seconded. I was just thinking “this is nightmare fuel”
as someone who was named after the main character in that godforsaken film because my mom is a lunatic, I too am sad there was not more Xanadu in last night’s episode
This video encompasses all the reasons I love Drake.
Fuckface Von Clownstick
It’s not slasher-gore/ unexpected jumpscares, but when it wants to be scary, it is, and you see it coming, and it fills you with dread, and they make sure it looks way too real. I was cringing lol, bf is a scaredy cat and kept hiding behind his popcorn and hat, but he enjoyed it!
Not frightening at all. I don’t watch ANY legit scary movies. This is basically Guillermo’s love letter to ‘Wuthering Heights.’ It’s far more thrillerish in a very trope-heavy, literary way than it is scary. Kind of like Coppola’s ‘Dracula.’
Love Schumer. Hate Autoplay.
It’s funny, and it’s hyperbolic. But watch this space for people showing up to say that she is minimizing the suffering of the tsunami victims by comparing them to her 20s white woman love problems. WAIT.
I’m not really sure what this changes in practice, though. If I don’t find my friend or my neighbor attractive, but then get change my mind as I get to know him, there’s no problem. If I don’t find a guy on OkCupid attractive, it’s asking a lot to expect me to invest enough time in getting to know him in hopes of…
***FULL DISCLOSURE*** thats fairly close. Im boning Jason Alexander.
I DEFINITELY have a type that catches my eye when I see them - namely tall, dark hair, beard, broad shoulders, looks like he could chop wood and then toss me over his shoulder and take me to bed. That being said, only a handful of men I’ve ever dated look like that. It’s just what I find initially aesthetically…
That sort of sexual policing gives me rapey vibes. It suggests that we have to go against our own bodies and experiences to somehow fuck our way to social justice - which is gross. I don’t need to be shamed or coerced into having sex that I don’t want to have, especially not when its only to further a narrative.
Gay…
I guess my type is nerdy-lumberjack-street? Whatever, holla at me all dudes.