I had to skip through most of this because I didn’t want any spoilers, I just wanted to say OMG AM I EXCITED TO HOPEFULLY GO SEE THIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!

I think the only sympathetic people in this situation are Lamar, his kids, and the medical personnel that have to put up with this shit.

While normally I would love to stan for the owner of a brothel (obvious reasons), this Hof dude is a wang and so is Nancy Grace and they are both super gross.

Facebook is filled with friends you know and don’t like

• “The internet is a toilet,” says Lady Gaga. Don’t you hate it when people insult your friends???? [People]

Don’t feel bad i’d do him too

If this isn’t the next Would U, I might be super sad.

Is this a cry for help? Should we be concerned? We’re here for you!

Noooooooo I hate this so much. ~because objective~ will now be what I call everything that is entirely not that way

Gahhhh! Use real em-dashes you fucking dickhole!

The only time I had an orgasm from a casual hook up with a guy, there was no intercourse involved. I never even unzipped my pants. I was drunk, we were making out, and I had a fucking amazing orgasm from just his knee between my legs. I have never been able to replicate this. I reciprocated with a bj, and we both left…

I don’t believe in casual sex. I always wear a tuxedo even if the event is held on a weekday.

Darn! I missed the opportunity!!

I know, right? Quit fucking speaking like you just came out of Tumblr.

Daleiden has a 30-pound pet lizard named Rocky!

“It’s outrageous that this extremist is being treated like a legitimate advocate by the Washington Post, and it’s especially appalling that the Post felt no need to balance his demonization of medical providers. Doctors who provide abortion services are compassionate, highly skilled, and committed to women’s health…

This movie is going for gothic horror, not slasher gore so if you like a good creepy old-fashioned ghost story (think Edgar Allan Poe or J. S. LeFanu) I think you’ll be okay with this?

“YOU STUPID BITCH!” My jaw hit the ground when he screamed that at her.