“Hangover Monday! We’re barfing up good deals left and right!”

And shouldn’t it be Columbus Sail?

I don’t care. I am on a very very strict budget and I need new clothes desperately. All my shit doesn’t fit or is falling apart. I need all the discounts I can get.

Jeez, isn’t there ever a happy ending to these stories about black-market butt injections?

I was with it until this:

oh I don’t care for that at all

Filed under “things that never happened”

Niles 4EVA!!

I wasn’t HITTING on you, GEEZ. Ego much? I was just trying to be NICE and anyway you’re fat and ugly.

Unless a dude started a conversation with, “Oh my god, I read that book and I love -author-, have you read [other book]?” which is the only conceivable way I could see putting down said book, this article is seriously 10000000% truth.

Maybe men should get better at that.

Hey there.

Can I ask a question that might get me in trouble?

I bet he makes Kim pay for the stuff she wears

guys look vladimir has a kinja account