aye! Oh and I don't get the thing w/ moist. It's like a thing where everyone has to hate it. Doesn't bother me at all.

I don’t know why I like cats taking out babies.

@Ramona Singer. Really? Pink eye in both eyes isn’t enough to make you say “Hmm, maybe I’ll take a selfie holiday”?

You get me.

Officially, it’s just Gen Z for now. Personally, I like to imagine they’ll one day be known as the “Generation of Experts.”

This would be a much better tweet if he was brewing himself a cup of tea.

who is this adorable man and how is he not my best friend

The Speaker of the House? That’s what I call my wife!

I posit that because he didn’t rap, only sang, he was Donald Glover, and it’s not shade.

You’re too late; they already have a name. It’s Generation Z. I’m not making this up.

I’m with 1 million moms. ABC Family as a brand was confusing and ultimately meaningless to those looking for family programming. Freeform, however, is confusing and ultimately meaningless for everyone.

This is beautiful.

I went on a date with a dude from OKC who actually had in his profile that he was a good kisser (I know…red flag) and was legit the worst kiss I’ve ever had. Like, I physically recoiled when he tried to kiss me again. On the subway ride home, and for days afterword, I seriously considered messaging him to tell him…

COTD

My first serious boyfriend was a terrible kisser at first. I really didn’t see us being together forever (we had a good 5 years) so I took it as my responsibility to correct his kissing technique for the benefit of any future ladies in his life.

Yes. This is my favorite kind of chocolate chip cookie: 90% cookie, 10% chips and just slightly undercooked.

Weren’t there mostly crackers on the Titanic?

Great read and great Fingermation.

OMG I LOVE YOU

I vote for adopting “pants” from the UK and referring to pants as trousers from here on out.