Yeah, what was that about lumberjacks?

This made me laugh way too hard.

Ahh, but your gif is SUCH a hilarious palate cleanser! I had to scroll down immediately to not watch that header gif. UGH X2000

Why? I mean he’s pretty good for a dog!

Oh, shit. Not sure how I forgot since I was a one-time huge fan of SATC. Several years later I attempted to re-watch and had the realization that OMG all of these women are total assholes.

I feel you sis. I still wanted to bone that lax bro. Only my pride stopped me from doing him.

What is it from? Anyone know? It is seriously one of the nastiest things I’ve ever seen. And that is saying A LOT.

i feel u

that kid is us all

Very nicely set out. I have my own checklist, which I try updating when I read things like the Year of Magical Thinking and Sheryl Sandberg’s posts after she lost her husband.

example : lax bros who’re offended you won’t sleep with them bc they thought they were doing you a favour going out with you in the first place.

ACtually thinking about the mechanics behind kissing is so so gross. I can’t believe we all just run around sticking our tongues into other people’s mouths (and crotches). And then complain when someone double dips in the salsa bowl.

I mean, I get your point, but some people deserve to be informed about all their flaws. To get their ego down and closer to the size of their decency.

His lips are pursed, not tender, his tongue juts in and out

Counterpoint: Always, always tell someone they’re a bad kisser so they stop trying to eat you.

I draw faces on my hand and practice making out with it. Working my way up to the French style.

Nice read, Leslie. Everything you’ve written about your pop makes him sound like a pretty rad dude. Sorry you lost him.

Yup. He regrets it because it negatively impacted him, not because he feels any actual remorse or realization.

“I like chocolate chip cookies without the chips.”

My friend bumped into him at the grocery store in Santa Rosa over the weekend. Fieri complimented my friend’s hair. My friend immediately started questioning everything about his own appearance ever.