Counterpoint: Natural Selection

I was on one where we ended up two hours late because of a donkey on the tracks. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO REMOVE THE DONKEY?

DIDN’T EVEN GET HIT BY A TRAIN

Say goodbye to discomfort from dairy!

Pros: dimples, probably has good snacks

That’s all I have in the “looking for” section of my OKCupid profile.

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i wish u would be more supportive of my work

Yes. Which was pre-1934. So were people like Jack Benny and Milton Berle and George Burns and Ted Healy and The Marx Brothers on and on and on.

A) Henny Youngman held a violin while he told jokes. That doesn’t make him not a stand-up comedian.

::cries hysterically::

Because the UK has really strict rules about advertising and this is suggesting that you can go from red to blonde very easily when anyone who has ever colored their hair can tell you that’s not the case.

Republicans will protect your rights if you’re:

so all of those investigations on the state level were just...practice runs?

Saw this same thing today. The cognitive dissonance of the pro-gun crowd is astounding.

I mean, Cain never killed Abel with a rock because Cain and Abel never existed; so starting off your entire argument with an anecdote from a fairy tale is not a strong position.

I saw that today, too. I am in the void with you and hoping you brought liquor.

I saw the same on FB, but Abel was spelled “Able”. :)

Well, why don’t we start with the gun legislation, thereby making it much, much harder for these people with very complex issues to kill large numbers of people within minutes, and then we can work on solving their other problems?