If I had a gun, I’d shoot that billboard.

I was a bit surprised. It’s more detailed than her usual plans, though it’s nothing new. Still I’m (pleasantly) surprised that her politically cautious campaign was willing to take up gun control.

Apologies if someone has thought of this before but...is there a way to shoot the second amendment?

That’s the kind of dedication I’ve come to expect from Lucille 2.

Josh Groban and Kat Dennings are together?! This is new and delightful information. I love it. This makes sense.

Cool story: One time, Kat Dennings was on my local radio station a few years ago and I was pregnant and hormonal and they asked people to call in to say hi (because radio is weird) and I did and when she…

I’m pretty sure that Yoko herself is a burning gas ball.

Hot take: Lauren Graham is impossibly beautiful and seems like a fun person to hang out with.

I Like The Cheap One Better: The Libraryanneagain Story.

Or you could get this $34.99 dress from Kohl’s, which is ALSO a wrinkle-free, machine-washable faux-wrap dress and looks better in person than it does on these mildly awkward models. Look, it comes in plus size too!

That’s probably about how bald he would be if hadn’t gotten hair plugs. In 1999, when he was arrested for playing his bongos naked, you can see he was quickly losing his hair. But it soon grew back as lustrous as eveeeeeeeeeeer!

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

Yet another role that could have gone to a naturally bald actor.

Feels like a missed opportunity to utilize “Fat Matt.”

“Ex” is an excellent title for him.

Oh geez! Yeah, that’s completely counterproductive.

Any opportunity to show off my rescue girl!

I’m going to a coworker’s birthday party tonight. As the date of another coworker. We’re crazy in love but not “out” yet (though people definitely notice how we look at each other) and am super nervous. Wish me luck!

In honor of rescue dogs- this guy. In a shelter 7 months ago. Now revered as a minor diety. (He’s wearing my husband’s socks)

“Do you want to chase me today?” - Adorable! I mean it, not being sarcastic!

My dad used to work night shifts and, one night, crawled quietly out of bed in the dark to get ready for work. He took a few steps before he stepped on something warm and sticky. He figured right that it was cat barf. What he couldn’t have guessed though was that there was a tapeworm in the middle of the barf that…