Have you ever seen a pipa toad? DO NOT LOOK IF YOU HAVEN’T I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW AWFUL IT IS.

I did not know this was a thing and no*vomit*w I am gonna die.

It totally depends on your comfort level. Is baby safe? Perfect! Go ahead. Can you tolerate fussing or crying? You’ll figure it out.

steaming a pudding

Looks like i’m binge watching TV. I am perfectly ok with this arrangement.

Nuts.com is so good tho. They have these cocoa-dusted almonds that I’ve never seen anywhere else and omg I just ordered another pooouuuunnnndddd.

I’m sitting at my desk at work right now squirming because I thought i was the only one and now that I realized there is an actual word for this I am a BILLION TIMES MORE GROSSED OUT

same. i googled, and immediately screamed and regretted it. do not want to see.

i had to google it to figure out how to spell it while i was writing this post and it’s REALLY NOT FAIR THE GOOGLE IMAGES THAT POP UP WHEN U GOOGLE THE WORD i will never unsee them

FUCKING LOTUS PODS.

The protea. I couldn’t get past that to read farther because I had to go vomit. trypophobia is real AF. I guess It could be worse, it could be a lotus pod. *shudder*

you CAN do that! of course! if your kid doesn’t mind being strapped to a bouncy seat. One of mine loved it. The other one acted as though the chair was stabbing her and she screamed the entire time.

You find yourself saying things like “you can play with your penis in your room, but not in the living room.”

I would absolutely 100% lock my child in like. A high chair in the bathroom and shower. I may be a terrible mother one day.

I asked this in another thread! All my friends say they go for days without a shower, and I wonder how bad of a person I would be if I locked a child in babyjail (like a PackNPlay or something) while I took a five minute steam.

UGH KINJA

My kid (age 6) sees me naked all the time. I don’t think it even registers with her anymore.

greatest. moobie. ever.

The absolute last thing I’d want at my wedding is a fucking monkey.