oh thank god, someone else made this same mistake. TBH, that video would be EVEN FUNNIER if it were during the DIamonique call in

Definitely read that as: Julia Roberts is “leaning on kefir.” I pictured her pounding shots of it while repeating FERMENT NOT LAMENT bc that’s how i deal with marriage troubles.

and you liked that, right?

The last wedding I went to was all buffet and even had a sliders station. Boom! Problem solved.

Gould nails it at the end. I don’t necessarily want people to stop asking women these questions - we all recognize that we’re interested in the answers - I want them to START asking the men the same questions. If we want a more equal society in which men take a greater role in partnering and parenting, this kind of…

it me

Did she also get stuck in a tree? What are those things that stick out of the foam?

Happy to see Bryan Greenberg get some love though.

Isn’t it when the wind blows through your Birkin?

I don’t know you if you are seriously asking, but just in case if you were to have a draft that has 6 people in the league then people in the league pick in order 1 to 6 then the next round goes in reverse 6 to 1 then 1 to 6 etc etc until it's over

is this the thing that will finally force me to learn how drafts work

until her boyfriend gave her up to the authorities

I went to a wedding this weekend where the bride’s speech was 20 minutes long. there were over 400 people at the wedding and she tried to hold everyones attention for 20 whole minutes. I got up, went to the bathroom, and came back after to find she was STILL TALKING.

No.

I wish I had a prestigious illustration award to give Tara Jacoby for this illustration.

Dear Demi,

Fuck. Marry. Kill.

OH COME ON

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!