Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

A Story of Few Words: A Sexy Haiku

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NOT TO MENTION, that stupid fucking face. STOP WITH THAT STUPID FUCKING FACE.

it’s not terrible but i have no desire to dl it or listen to it again.

Judges who know how to detect shade...have readers who know how to detect shade.

Parent’s friends, yes, random adults no. That’s what I was used to. If you barbecued together, or went camping, first names. If it was your next door neighbor, or a school friend’s mom, it was Mrs. So and So.

I was absolutely taught to call all adults Mr./Mrs. Lastname, unless otherwise instructed, and my parents expected all my friends to call them Mr./Mrs. sklaylastname. If I just strolled up to a teacher and said “What’s up, Jeff?” I would have been in big trouble. In fact, calling them by their first name was the…

Every time I get a notice from my credit card company telling me they’ve increased my limit, I want to send them back a letter saying “No, please don’t. Please.”

DONATED AGAIN BECAUSE ACCESS TO AFFORDABLE LADY PARTS CARE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE ALCOHOL I WILL BE DRINKING TONIGHT

does it make you feel better that i can’t stop laughing at that gif. does it. CUZ IT IS THE ONLY THING HELPING RIGHT NOW

I’m gonna come down there and rage-menstruate all over your goddamn White House.

These fuckers.

Stoner chic has always been hot and it’s also my lifelong aesthetic.

I said this over on the Gizmodo article, which is just slightly below Gawker Prime in attracting right wing crackheads, and will say it again here. Ben Carson needs to have his medical license stripped. he is a lying pandering jackass using fear to advance a political agenda, which is his right. But he then loses the…

I forgot Sarah MacLean on my list earlier. OMG. New Lisa Klleypas. Seriously, there are not enough exclamation points

ok but how gay is james blunt?

In the last six months, I think I’ve purchased every English and Napoleonic/Continental-set Kelly. I’d say I’m not ashamed because they’re so delightful, but I won’t let my husband see my kindle, or he’d know how far I’ve fallen into the regency romance hole. I can’t seem to connect with her Westerns though, and…

Is he saying his 9/11 cakes were an inside job?