Hahahahhaahahhahahahahahah!!!!!! That’s actually comedy!
ETA-No for real tho, I think she was just mad trolling them. That is some dry ass sense of humor there. My hat is off to her and her ability to keep a strait face.
Team no one on this. They’re both fantastic musicians and they both seem like total assholes. White more than Carney, though.
Several halloweens ago, I was at a house party with a few friends and lots of people I didn’t know. I walked into the bathroom and walked right in on a nun giving a BJ to Jesus while he was drinking a glass of wine and smoking a cig.
I still love Def Leppard. Not even sorry.
“Jesus Called”
This is a different kind of sacrilege but I’ll share it anyway. When I was in the 4th grade, I started singing with the adult church choir. One of the adults, a lovely woman who later became my third grade teacher, would often give me a ride home after practice.
That was actually my 1st thought. Like, please tell me that I got this wrong, you can’t be tying some sale to 9/11.. UGH!
Bookmarking for post-pregnancy, I hadn’t heard of these!
My burner key isn’t working on my “old” account. I was lucky enough to catch a couple of follows, but I guess not here?
The Onion absolutely crushed it with this 9-11 spoof.
Guess they didn’t follow the excellent advice John Scalzi retweeted...
I broke my leg in 2nd year of uni, and I had a night class that ended at 10pm. My dad would work late downtown that night in Toronto and pick me up from my class and drive me back to my house, about 3 blocks away. Best feeling ever.
My dad didn’t cry but he bought my maxipads for me until I graduated from college. He’s a total bargain shopper and just viewed that as yet another thing that needed to be bought. He’d see a sale on them or clip a coupon and ask me if that was the kind I used. Keeping your daughter in period supplies is true love.
The first time I remember seeing my dad cry was when I left for college. It was only about an hour away, and I was SO. FREAKING. EXCITED. to be moving into my dorm. So I practically sprint out the door, and when I looked in the rearview, he was wiping tears away. Then I had an immediate pang of teenage guilt for…
hi I’m here to return this lady show pony, it’s defective.
She’s not acting like a nice product. Be nicer, product! Shows of humanity will be deducted from your final score.