People can’t still be buying porn? Much less DVD porn, can they?

Um, pretty sure it isn’t Cameron.

Maybe this is beaking?

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is this what being abducted by aliens feels like

If he reads me sections of this post coitally.

is this one of those bad latinos donald trump keeps talking about

Miss Rhode Island will demonstrate how plants grow differently when exposed to different types of music.

Turning Miss America into a black-tie science fair is literally the only way I can think of to make me think of it as anything other than disgusting.

my dad cried everytime he dropped me off at the airport when I was at uni. every. single. time. so i cried too, bc dad tears are my kryptonite.

The complaint said he continued to yell at her, threw a bottle at her, pushed her and grabbed her by the neck so hard she was unable to speak.

He makes my heart mur-muir.

Meanwhile, my dad cries when he watches “Cheaper By the Dozen.”

Good Dads do that. You’re fortunate.

I didn’t see it myself (which is good because I would have absolutely lost it) but, according to my mother, my father cried for the first full hour of their 8 hour drive home after leaving me at college.