Right? I went to school with a PB&J every day until high school, and my mother went off to work as a firefighter and, later, paramedic. I was fine. I still can’t cook (and don’t like to) but I have a badass mom and a great work ethic so I think it evens out. When I see all these precious, twee little boxed lunches,…

DID SOMEONE SAY LUNCH???

From the linked article, RE: Lunchables:

For some reason my brain mixed up the last two words in my head and I actually said “Snake cacks?” out loud.

It’s been a long week.

Anna Merlan is my spirit animal.

Has he done anything else? I’m only familiar with this song. (Sorry, not really into mainstream stuff, lol. More of a Black Veil Brides fan.)

I remember just after my now husband moved in with me, I found a job posting for a pastry chef to live on castle grounds in Scotland. RAGRETS.

this was me the first time I went to a supermarket in America.

Actually! in my experience my husband regressed when we married. My husband lived out of home for years before we moved in together, and sure he would let the cleaning slide sometimes, but mostly: bills were paid on time, clothes were laundered, groceries were bought and food was cooked. Now I have to write a goddamn…

Maybe there will be a Pissing Contest devoted to strange/awkward/horrible funeral stories.

Yup. He has this dirty hipster version of Freddie Mercury thing going on that is really doing it for me. He should do something with Lana del Rey and I will listen to it on repeat forever.

I really want this song with Macklemore out and Eric Nally as the only part. Let me resume listening to Foxy Shazam.

I hope Charlie bites his finger.

Furrows brow, “He can sleep in my bed... if he wants.”

No because everyone who wears these are old and I am still young and full of life.

Except for the part where, if the mentally ill person can only get their hands on a club, there’s a better chance of disarming them and keeping them from killing multiple people.

It depends on what you mean by “smart”. They were certainly gifted thinkers but they were also unmistakably men of their time. Just about any modern Med school student probably knows more than the smartest Doctor of the 18th century about curing disease. Likewise, we know a ton of shit about governing that they…