I'm trying to MOVE to Scotland. They just banned genetically modified crops, low gun violence, cloudy weather, penis islands, penis under kilts, and more cloudy weather. I can't think of a finer place to live.

I'll be your friend, Phyllis. Let's take a Scottish tour de boners.

Seriously, just come by yourself, you’ll make pals! I live in Orkney, so will be keeping an eye out for super stud up there! We’re a friendly people and will drink with you until the first person passes out - and the others just keep going!

I’ll come! I’m even a gay man, so we (probably) wouldn’t be competing for the same menfolk.

I had the same problem a few years ago with England. Finally, I just said FUCK IT and went alone. Could not have had a better time, so now I just travel alone by choice. Best thing ever. I’m actually headed to Scotland solo in about 3 weeks. :)

Hey that’s what Jezebel should do! Jezebel group trips! Think of the fun!

Please show up so we can show out.

I will go to Scotland with anyone, anytime. Tattie scones and whiskey for everyone!!

Are you taking friend applications? I will happily go to Scotland with you.

I will go with you in 2016! We will roll our R’s and drink and penis.

You should go alone. I’m going with a friend because he’s got relatives we can stay with for free, but I’ve traveled alone a LOT and it’s generally my strong preference.

I’m going to Orkney in a month, and just between you and me, I am looking to get LAID. And look at some Neolithic architecture. But mostly: LAID. My body is ready.

Penis, accents AND an island??? Count me in..

I mean, she bought one dress from a store. What could it cost? $50,000?

But Bobby, There’s always money in the lemonade stand.

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Between this and nyancar, I think I might be #TeamDeadmau5?

deadmau5 is the old man yells at cloud of edm

Cosigned. Black looks all right on me, and I wasn’t so sure about the switch to brown until I went to Sephora and tried out a few dark browns. Hot damn, the difference is amazing. Dark brown eyeliner on my face for life, please and thank you.