I actually did, b/c I hate using incorrect grammar and sometimes I get confused so thank you!

Was the strap in the back around the heel?

*are

MWAH

the only thing pasta makes me want to fuck is some REM cycles

Tomie dePaola!

I have one that is cotton and woooooo it’s like wearing pi’s but it looks like a cute outfit. It doesn’t ride at all, but I will concede the bathroom point- it’s annoying.

Counterpoint: rompers are comfortable and delightful and I pray you experience their joy one day.

where’s The Dreaded Milania?

it is the absolute best/worst.

yes. you did read that.

yup. this is the most insane one i’ve ever seen.

Pretty sure that “money from your parents” is the most expected route to buying in Williamsburg.

I think this applies to the wedding announcements also. It has to, right? RIGHT?

Yes. I was making a joke about Daniel’s thought process/sexual prowess.

you know Daniel is super bad in bed, so for him, a virgin is ideal b/c they’ll have no idea how wrong it all is.

because Chris Harrison was not about to let a living, breathing volcano fly back to Los Angeles

i am now following you. there is no non-creepy way to say that.

did you make an account?

find meeeeee and we’ll show you! it’s post chats but also just regular life stuff and gifs.