Next thing you know Polly will be Pocketing makeup from CVS.

@rachel_nichols_is_hot: Stefan Urquelle.

"Steven A. Smith, Journalist"

This just led me to look up Mike Danton - didn't realize he had been recently paroled.

Hey, you've got some Upshaw on your forehead.

So do they have you test out the donut sex tricks too?

@RiloKilo: Completely agree. But even if you aren't planning your own wedding, you're vulnerable to all your friends and the strapless bridesmaids dresses they are going to inevitably pick! It's so brutal! I'm learning to embrace my armpit cleavage. No I'm not, but I'm going to have to.

@Michael Menege: I love that the common bar suggestions are "Grumpy's" and "Sneaky Pete's". David Carr wasn't messing around.

@Will Leitch: Between this and your heck-no-we-won't-go 2000 spirit, it's been quite the week for your ancient archives.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Have you seen that she has an entire page (peyge?) to herself in the Post now? 1 Girl, 3 ... Columns.

I ... (lowers voice to a whisper) ... I kind of liked Prospect Park West.

@The Cajun Boy: STRONGLY AGREE

@HeatherNumber1: To be fair, I think there was one show in particular where they got really obvious and hammy about it because it was right after Prop 8 was passed.

@MattinglysSideburns: I'd love to see him write soccer. "Using his leg as a sort of pendulum, he made contact with the round soccer orb."

This is our daughter Dottie. And this is our other daughter ... Dottie's sister.

@ilikenoise: Slow fuse, they.

@Meg: Heh. This is going to get interesting, now isn't it.

@haguenite: Ha! I missed that. But it sounds funny.

@Claire Standish: Shh, this is a secret but I say totes and obvi all the time. I think adorbs is crossing the line though. Fair?

@Meg: (Nor am I!)