You are not!

That pesky fifth amendment.

Counterpoint: Purity tests only serve to put the sneakiest scumbags in charge.

Came here to make the same suggestion. I guess the “suggestions” in the article are some sort of joke that I don’t get?

Obligatory:

I don’t know much of anything about Android phones. But iPhones disable Siri when they’re screen down on a table. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think that early internet flat Earth stuff was mostly a joke. But there are certainly people who have bought into it. Wikipedia has a pretty solid article.

1 Gbps media converters are going for $40 on Amazon. FS.com has MM SFPs for as little as six bucks.

Just curious. Are you the same guy who takes the time to navigate into every Apple related article on Gizmodo to announce that you don’t use Apple products?

We’re just rolling over the fact that this guy is a known rapist?

Mm. You didn’t exactly call me one. You called me out for being one. I can’t say you were mistaken . . .

Thank you! Just following suit by jumping to wild conclusions based on virtually no information. :)

As ever, you’re on the money. Thank you for your gentle tutelage, Doc.

Pay the fuck attention, Nick! “emilminty” already reported that they’re out of me!

Yo, “hissy fit” is not okay. It means my uterus is making me crazy. Aside from the technical problem that I don’t have one of those, it’s super sexist.

I swear that’s not me. I don’t live in AZ.

I said “older”, not fucking elderly.

Your mom is a Republican.

I’m of two minds about this. On the one hand, I don’t think Ajit Pai has ever done anything right in his life.