I have a dear hope related to this. And I think there’s a real chance it could happen. How delicious would it be if it comes to pass that this new round of investigation — launched by Republicans — unearths the smoking gun that sends Trump to the pokey?

I’m 39, I’m that age, I’ve been loving rap music forever. As I get older, I realise I’m gonna love rap music when I’m 80. Whatever music was playing when you started getting laid, you gonna love that music for the rest of your life. So I’m always gonna have a soft spot for Whodini, you know what I mean?

Your . . . situation seems different from mine.

Your . . . situation seems different from mine.

Yes!

This is actually a well known and seriously studied phenomenon. The bottom line is that it’s practically impossible to avoid this.

Wait, these guys are crying over one additional paid holiday for Federal employees?

I want to be on board with this.

Yes.

I am vengeance. I am the night. I like cookies!

The “girl Smith was stuck in a room with”?!?! That was Tisha Campbell, you philistine!

Can’t be. They call it “KD”. And will mostly accept President’s Choice Deluxe as an alternative, in spite of the fact that it tastes rather different.

This is great. What’s even better is personal civil liability for police officers who interfere with recordings. Colorado has § 13-21-128. Civil Liability for Destruction or Unlawful Seizure of Recordings by a Law Enforcement Officer.

As any idiot can see. Proving that I’m not an idiot!*

Is this what you do? Just go around making sense all day?

From purple to clear

Uh, do you guys even read Lifehacker?

If this isn’t the plot, I hope Marvel hires you.

At this point I think I’d rather just have him lose in 2020 than be removed from office. There’s nothing that would be gained from Pence being in the Oval Office and, in some ways, he might even be worse than Trump.

I took the opposite tack once, and it worked out well for me.

“Sorry, my culture doesn’t permit me to do your fucking job.”