Your . . . situation seems different from mine.

Your . . . situation seems different from mine.

Yes!

It’s common for people to confuse correlation with causation.

This is actually a well known and seriously studied phenomenon. The bottom line is that it’s practically impossible to avoid this.

Wait, these guys are crying over one additional paid holiday for Federal employees?

The Shining twins

I want to be on board with this.

This article (and the replies) make me feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

Yes.

I am vengeance. I am the night. I like cookies!

The “girl Smith was stuck in a room with”?!?! That was Tisha Campbell, you philistine!

Can’t be. They call it “KD”. And will mostly accept President’s Choice Deluxe as an alternative, in spite of the fact that it tastes rather different.

The visitors started coming in 2013. The first one who came and refused to leave until he was let inside was a private investigator named Roderick. [. . .] This was not an unusual occurrence. John, 39, and Ann, 73, were accustomed to strangers turning up at their door accusing them of crimes

It works similar to a compass, but uses GPS to point the way to a specific person, instead of true north.

This is great. What’s even better is personal civil liability for police officers who interfere with recordings. Colorado has § 13-21-128. Civil Liability for Destruction or Unlawful Seizure of Recordings by a Law Enforcement Officer.

As any idiot can see. Proving that I’m not an idiot!*

Is this what you do? Just go around making sense all day?

From purple to clear

Uh, do you guys even read Lifehacker?