May I recommend the Life Straw? Doesn’t get simpler or lighter weight than that.

Oh, man, do I HATE this line of reasoning.

I sincerely think it’s a shame that my dumb tag to your excellent joke got more stars. :-/

You’re confusing Ice Cube and Ice T. Ice Cube did Thank the Police. Ice T was in the news for his song, Cop Kidder.

I think this is something like the equivalent of the Christian idea that “God has a plan.” You may not like it, but it allays the fear.

No, because I didn’t exist to BE terrified. But now I am here, and the prospect of nothingness scares the shit out of me.

I own an older Anker jump starter. Hopefully this model sorts the battery swelling problems those have.

I own an older Anker jump starter. Hopefully this model sorts the battery swelling problems those have.

I’m sorely disappointed by the lack of Tobias Funke in the blue drawing.

I have a personal story of implausible circumstance about the 1989 film.

My wife has had a pedal assist bike for about two years.

And now you’ve admitted your mistake. (Which may not even have been a mistake, if it’s correct that there are actually five alternates.)

Interestingly, this is the “gun control” argument with the parties reversed.

Probably. One of my favorites.

Exactly so. It seems as if assaulting his daughter would be like keying his car. He would be mad, but not on behalf of the daughter/car, but rather at the perceived disrespect to him.

I think your player is good at covering the hiccups.

I can’t attest to this, but the word on the street at the time was that the problem happened like this:

A filesystem consists of a bunch of blocks for storing data and a table that describes which blocks constitute each file. (Or something similar. Some, for example, only know the first block and each block contains a pointer to the subsequent block. This makes the table much smaller, but makes the filesystem far less…

I worked at Dell in Major Accounts Desktop Support at this time. Dell was OEMing (factory installing) these drives at the time.

He’ll just get the Parks Service to crop the dick pic a little bit and then claim it’s bigger than Obama’s.

I hope this catches on, as I suppose it will prevent the inside of characters’ mouths from being bizarrely illuminated. Why is it so bright inside your mouth, 3d character?!?!