As it turns out, the automobile averted the impending environmental disaster in NYC caused by horses!

What I want to know is if the guy who was shot in the casino, who the Sheriff so vociferously defends, ever committed any crimes. WHAT IS THE MEDIA HIDING FROM US?

I thought my Honorably Discharged Veteran plates would help. Seems not to.

Who are you, again?

Disagree.

According to my extensive research, this is very unlikely. Of all of the things that can go wrong, essentially all of them involve a failure to detonate.

Your objection is noted.

What am I doing to him? HE’S DEAD.

You know, this notion that one person’s ignorance is as good as another’s knowledge is what got us into this mess in the first place.

Fuck these guys, for real.

telling Elliott that President Palpatine had been booted out of office.

Is this to say that you think that the president’s vacation schedule is reasonable both in the context of the state of international affairs and his campaign rhetoric?

Bit of a stretch. But I’ll give you that it’s the most Red Green thing ever.

Yeah. He sounds like a dickhead, but this headline is off the mark.

“We work with black people,” Ottomanelli said. “There’s other black drivers that come here. No, never. .. We weren’t raised that way.”

Sorry you had to haul HMMWVs for the fucking MPs.

Man, the Feds never let me have any fun!

They’d better be! Otherwise, as Han Solo said, this is gonna be a real short trip.

Uh, the blades on the CH-47 Chinook (Shithook, to its friends) cross.

Fuck this guy every day, and twice on Sunday.