Did you honestly think I wasn’t aware that I was referencing a President who was elected in 1860?

having to hunt for Riddler agents (which are unmarked) in order to find the locations of Riddler trophies

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Abe.

I guess that’s what you get when you by your signage at RacistSignsWarehouse.com.

I’m an atheist, but I sure like the way this guy Christians.

I’m sure the law would not agree with me, but slamming on breaks in the #1 lane with no break lights in front of a bike is fucking attempted murder in my eyes.

I can’t discern any brake lights on the Acura. Am I blind?

A good friend of mine is always late, his problem is distraction. He always gets sidetracked by something or some one and ends up being late. Is he disrespecting me and being a jerk? Of coarse not it’s just who he is.

If you have good credit, the easiest thing to do is go to a credit union and get a personal loan to cover the outstanding balance. Get title in hand and the Craigslist thing is much more manageable.

You can cause a man a lot of pain by kicking his balls, but you can stop a man dead in his tracks by sticking your thumb in his eye. Behind it, really. You want to target the point where the eyelids meet right by the bridge of the nose.

Are you joking? Or are you that one guy I keep meaning to unfriend on Facebook?

Doubtful. Are you saying that the scenario was the guy said, “Man, I don’t want to have to pay five bucks to get back to the city.” And then started beating the guy? ‘Cause — and I’m speculating here — I’m guessing there was some shit in between.

Well, that’s totally subjective, isn’t it? But seat warmers and CarPlay don’t inherently make a vehicle less off-road capable. Nor do airbags or modern crumple zones. *shrug*

I didn’t say you were wrong. I said, “This is great for people who are satisfied by it”. I’m not trying to have an argument with you. But, since you insist, I will oblige.

There is nothing contradictory about a “solid axle, 2-door, removable hard top, manually selected 4x4" and modern safety and comfort features. In fact, that was my point. Sorry you didn’t get it.

This is great for people who are satisfied by it, but some may also want things like modern fuel economy and crash safety. Or interior comfort features that are up to modern standards. Or even a new car warranty.

He probably brushed his teeth that morning, too. But that’s not the part I was talking about.

Interesting point of fact. It is free to drive from Philly to Cherry Hill. Returning to Philly incurs a $5 toll on the bridge. The driver was probably going to have to eat that toll, since it wasn’t part of the ride. I’d guess that’s why he refused.

The gasps of horror will be so much clearer in Cars and Coffee videos!

I’ll have to suggest this to the missus. I can get my first choice every time simply by picking two places she absolutely won’t accept.